Mountain Dew Baja Blast

taste profile: smells like artificial passion fruit, straight off the bat. very sweet. tastes like bubblegum, it’s almost a “plastic”, very artificial tasting drink. starts off mildly sour, then the full bubblegum-like taste body kicks in. that taste of bubblegum lingers. tastes like... literally the colour of the packaging: green, turquoise. the sweetness is just as resilient and can be felt long after you’ve had a sip. to put it mildly, this is an artificial nightmare, a stoner’s fantasy. slightly carbonated too, that was not too unpleasant. 

rating: 4/10 this unspeakably artificial flavour can hardly be described in terms which make sense. it resembles no other natural taste and its synthetic dimensions make it a horrible desert, refreshment, anything. just… stay away.